bands destroyed me
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  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here

darecrow:

baconjetswasyes:

Any Christian who isn’t a complete nonce employs this attitude and it’s great.

"to go go the bathroom"

Kill Bill vol. 1 (2003)

waitinghopingliving:

blueeyesandsadgoodbyes:

tepitome:

Cake

i need need need the library one for my birthday pls pls pls

You can say you’re not in the cake fandom but EVERYONE is in the cake fandom

penisburps:

[britney spears voice] ya better work bitch